Total Medals Earned: 278 (From 24 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,080 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (75/260 points)
Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (80/155 points)
Medals Earned: 6/20 (40/500 points)
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Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
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I hope you chose the money.
Buy all upgrades.
Defeat 1000 enemies.
Win a level without missing. With multishot you have to hit at least 1 target each time you shoot.
Defeat the final boss.
Complete a level after the 9th one without moving.
Pick up every money drop on any level after the 9th one.
Complete at least 9 levels with a perfect victory.
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
